1.Benny Quickie: Pub Bore 2.Benny's Ballad: "Gypsy Rock" 3.Fred Scuttle: Chief Drama Director and Dialogue Coach 4.The Dimpton Drinking Club 5.The Ladybirds: "Say A Little Prayer" 6.News At Ten with Reginald Boozenquet 7.The Great Pretender 8.Benny's International Bloopers 9.Closing: Yakkety Sax