Sketches include upper-class communication problems, a Christmas Address from your Milkman, courtroom game show The Judge is Right, and a private has hearing difficulties in the trenches. Lightweight Louie Danvers sings a song about the girls he has known, there is a musical number from the Stereo Santas and the finale is The Ballad of Snivelling and Grudge. The musical guest is Elaine Paige.